That's right, tonight is the last Ground Control of 2009!
Come out and give us a hand, as we take this wonderful year
out behind the building and gutt it like a pig.

Most everyone we know has had a really bad year,
and tonight we're going to salvage the last remnants
of dignity and joy we can. Then we'll scuttle it and
watch it sink, a bad memory lost to the trenches.
From here on out, smooth sailing into 2010!